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Post by AbsolWings on Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:37 am

You click on the new introduction post, wondering who could possibly be bothering to put their pitiful lives out on a thread



Upon opening the thread you see the new girl; she looks innocent, and friendly enough. ^-^



YOU DISCOVER OTHERWISE VERY QUICKLY. ONCE YOU TAKE A STEP FORWARD SHE FREAKS OUT.




AND STARTS TO BITE YOUR NECK AND LEGS AND FACE, LIKE SOME SORT OF PSYCHOTIC NEUROTOXIC SADIST KITTEN



You scream and run out of the room, barely escaping with your life.



New girl seems very satisfied. She returns to sipping her cream.





AND THAT is all I have to say about me XD Feel welcome to friend; if you dare >;D
I bite.
I love to chat.
I like to draw, and listen to music.
I love pokemon, animals, MLP FIM, writing, and stopping the microwave from beeping at one second.
And I love to bite.
You haz been warned. <u<


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Post by Creation of Pokerus on Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:39 am

HAI ABSOL PLZ DUN BITE MEH Very Happy

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Post by Masquerade on Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:40 am

If you have a thing for rotten flesh, feel free to bite me as much as you desire. =3= That said, I'm Masquerade, but you can call me Masq for short or Masqy if you want to be affectionate. I'm a zombie, so yeah. Biting me might not be a good idea. Regardless, I'm sure we can get along just fine~~~ Hope you have a wonderful time here at Magnolia. ^ ^

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Ehm. I can title posts?! O.O

Post by AbsolWings on Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:42 am

@Pokeh.....Fine then. *nibbles* X3

But only cuz you're mah kitten friend >:U

@Mask: I'll call you Mask. Object and you will find yourself with a delicious lack of facial tissue :D Anywho, I'm sure you're still tasty. ^-^ *bites playfully* Rotting flesh isn't that bad :D
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Post by Creation_Z3R0 on Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:42 am

Yea, I got distracted by the monkeys lol

Anyway, welcome to Magnolia and dont be afraid to sign up for some awesome RPs Very Happy

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Post by Creation of Pokerus on Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:44 am

XD *pokes yur face* >:U

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Post by Masquerade on Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:46 am

I definitely object to be called 'Mask.' ._.

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Post by AbsolWings on Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:49 am

Pokeh, pleaze don't do that. ;-; I have the terrible urge to nibble just about anything placed anywhere close to my face >.<

*leaves Mask with a delicious lack of Facial Tissues*

And Creation, I'll def be signing up for rps XD

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Post by Creation of Pokerus on Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:51 am

Kay. =u= *pokes yur stomach*

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Post by Masquerade on Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:52 am

Welp. I cannot say that I was not warned. @_@

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Post by AbsolWings on Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:54 am

Sttoop! You know that I'm ticklish. =w=;;

It's alright Mask...*patpat* your face was decadent.

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Post by Masquerade on Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:57 am

That's....something I don't hear everyday, but let's just take that and run with it. (I still preferred to be called Masq. With the 'q'. I don't care how vain it is. =x )

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Post by Espeonature on Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:58 am

Welcome madame Absol! Try and bite me; I'm covered with repellents. >=D Anyways, welcome!

No, really, I REALLY need to work on an FWL. ._.

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Post by Book the Hero on Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:00 am

Greetings.

Welcome to Magnolia, I hope you enjoy your time here.

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Post by Eebit on Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:05 am

Oh look, a new person! Hello ther- *is promptly bitten by new person*

oh

well okay

i guess?

Welcome to Magnolia! By the looks of things, you'll fit in just fine :> I hope you enjoy your stay here, and a word to the wise, Masq may look cute and cuddly now, but if you piss him off... He'll probably explode in a wall of text filled with all sorts of interesting words!

All that aside, hopefully I see you around! You seem nice enough... once you, y'know, get around the whole biting-of-my-face thing. oh god i hope she's not on bath salts

If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask me, or one of the others with either a pink name, or a teal name. We don't bite! Even though... well, you're past that stage already~

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Post by Masquerade on Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:10 am

Don't make me out to be some ticking time bomb, flower man. >:I It's not my fault that I'm horrifically blunt, impatient, and that I like to paint the world with my colorful vocabulary~~

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Post by CodastertheDisaster on Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:22 am

Biting you say. Cool.

But welcome to magnolia and all and here's your complimentary hug.

-completely ignores being bitten multiple times-
SUPER FLYING TACKLE GLOMP!

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Post by AbsolWings on Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:27 am

:O

It's okay, Mask doesn't scare me. He's too succulent, and if he tries any mess I can always just offer a sharp nibble of guidance lD

Eebit. Bath slats got nothin on this. I smoke fireworks.

Everyone here is so nice! Any suggestion on an rp to enter? :D
Mask, I was being a creep and saw one of your posts. Phooooooh, you're good! +5 respects

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Post by that fang on Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:02 am

OH MY FREAKING GOD YES VICTORY!

My name is finally off of the newest member tag! Very Happy

Hi, I'm Fang; nice to meet you. D'you think I could call you Win(ny) instead of Absol? It's cuter... /shot
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Post by quackers are yummylicious on Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:26 am

I does be Suvi. Masq is Masq. Treat members with respect, unless their name is Book. /jokes

But seriously. Don't have me thinking you're too lazy to reach for the q.
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Post by Espeonature on Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:08 am

Masquerade wrote:Don't make me out to be some ticking time bomb, flower man. >:I It's not my fault that I'm horrifically blunt, impatient, and that I like to paint the world with my colorful vocabulary~~

... That's kind of the definition of 'ticking time bomb'. XD

Absol, Masq is not a time bomb. He's a land-mine. *SHOTtodeath* XD

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Post by Masquerade on Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:19 am

I think land mine is an accurate representation. =3= If you're not watching where you're going and you step on me--BOOM!

But I'm glad you have respect for my work. That makes me a happy Masq. c:

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Post by AbsolWings on Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:43 am

I like the community already XD I wasn't planning on staying very long, but you're all so tasty, and welcoming. =w=;;

:o Oh, but Suvi. He has +5 respects already. Have you the slightest idea how difficult it is to gain respects from me?
Voice: Actually it's quite easy
Me: *shoots concsious*

Ello Fang :D I like being the new person, so =w=;; And where did you get Winny from? ._. Pwease don't call me Winny XD
Ummm...so far I go by Toxic, Absol, Kitty, and a name I can't post here lD

;-; Sowwie if this post is derpy =w=;; I got two hours of sleep last night DX

And...Mas...*winces and dies before the next letter*
Daz nice lD I think I'm more like a welcome mat XD
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Post by Masquerade on Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:47 am

Your post is comprehensible given the circumstances. No need to worry. =3= You should probably sleep more though. :>

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Post by that fang on Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:50 am

Winny comes from the "Wing" part of your username, but Wingy doesn't roll off the tongue quite as easily. I'll call you Kitty. Smile
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