Apocalyptic Status Update

How are you faring so far? Zombie kill counts?

Apocalypse Day 1:

I have joined forces with Mayari. We are locked in my closet. Our guns are handy. I can hear moaning outside. Not sure if the neighbors are having sex in the rain or zombies.

Apocalypse Day One, Wings:
The time has come. I'm prepared. The power of the Ermine was already inside of me, but upon this numerically befuddling day I have become something awesome...the poltergeist Ermine. Die nasty human motherfuckers.
Though they are not aware of it I have joined forces with Ko-dee and Komo. The Poltergeist Ermine Zombie Mah Wolvy triumvirate is rising to power. Where doing this. Where making the happen.

Nasty Human Motherfucker Kill Count: 293,847,393

Day 2:

I hear Gangnam Style blaring from the rooftops. I'm LARPing as Clinton. There is a giant crater where my mailbox was. Some zombie peed on it.

Day 2: Finally got my internet back to working. It's awesome that I can still touch things as a ghost. Oh yeah, I died.

Day 3:

I found Cody, Wings, and Masq. We had an argument. I went through time and space to retrieve antimatter. Wings found some in her fridge and made a sword out of it. She tried to stab me with it. The universe went kaboom.

We are all gods and created a world out of glitter, cream, pizza, and Nutella.