Homestuck

It took me two tries but I got the complete playthrough (about 2 months ago).

Oh... Goodbye Nepeta.... stupid Gamzee.... ;__;

@Rose- Yeah...

;.;

Look carefully. Error on Hussie's part: she didn't die, or wasn't really ever shown as dying. She was only omitted from the cast. All we saw was Gamzee cruching her paw... For all we know she could be hiding, scared beyond heck, on the meteor.

Dude, stop...

You need to accept to accept the fact she's gone. We all had to do it, so just please...stop.

Uh... yeah they did. They showed Terezi standing over her body and her blood was everywhere. It was also on Gamzee's juggalo club.

(Crunching through all the fucking spoilers here in order to give another walkthrough. Yeah.)

[S] John: Enter village. {Walkthrough by Masq}

---Oily Shore and Salamander Village

Okay, this is the place where you start out, named thus because it's kind of like a beach with a vast amount of oil instead of an ocean of water. Also, there's a village. So yeah.

*Talk to the Salamander.

*Approach the two gray rectangles with Vriska's zodiac sign alert. They're the serious business goggles. Answer Vriska.

*Approach the pyxis and examine it. If you examine it again, it'll say it's empty.

*Head up the stairs and talk to the first Salamander you see.

*Continue to the right and talk to the Salamander near the house.

*Approach the pyxis to the north and examine it. If you examine it again, it'll say it's empty.

*Talk to the other two Salamanders standing in front of the other house in the immediate vicinity.

*Head south and open the pyxis. Examining it again reveals that it's empty. Let us assume this is always the case unless specifically stated otherwise.

*Head left and talk to the baby Salamander.

*Approach and examine the pyxis nearby. Open it.

*Go back north to the village square area and then head north up the stairs. Examine the sign at the fork and read it.

*Head left. Talk to the first Salamander that you see.

*Approach the building with the fly/bug thing painted on it and examine. Choose Shop. Keep shopping until you've bought all the shit on the list just for the hell of it.

*Talk to the Salamander near the shop.

*Talk to the Salamander to the north of the one you just spoke with. It'll be standing near the house thing. This convo is particularly hilarious.

*Open the pyxis to the left of the northern house.

*Head down and left until you see two Salamanders, one with a crumpled hat. Talk to both of them.

*Approach the building with a hat painted on it near the two Salamanders you just spoke with. Choose Shop. Once again, buy all the shit just for the hell of it.

*Head south along the edge of this particular area and open the pyxis when you come across it.

*Head directly north of that pyxis and talk to the Salamander near the well.

*Go around the well and talk to the final Salamander.

*Go up the steps and check out the well. Choose Look Inside.

*Head back to the northwest part of the area and ascend the stairs. Approach the building with the sword and musical note on it. Talk to the Salamander attending it. Choose Shop. Look at all the shit that you can't actually buy. Don't worry about it; you weren't meant to buy any of it anyway, I don't think. You started with less than 10 million, so yeah.

*Talk to the Salamander near the shop, but don't go north just yet. Head back to the fork in the road from before and proceed to the right.

*Talk to the three Salamander Guards you come across. Head to the right anyway, despite what they tell you.

---Mushroom Orchard

*First, ignore the imp wandering around for now. Head south to the big patch of mushrooms and talk to the Salamander there.

BOSS FIGHT: Uranium Imp

HP: I don't fucking know.
ATK: Really high.
DEF: Also reasonably high.
Attacks: Really powerful punch attack.

Strategy: Okay, yes, you can kick this thing's ass, but it's not going to be easy. When the Salamanders outside warned you that it was strong, they weren't lying. This thing can kill you in two hits...not like that matters because you'll reappear at the beginning of the Mushroom Orchard with full health AND the damage that you inflict on the imp stays. However, it's still nice to do it with as few deaths as possible. It only took me one death to kill the sucker.

Regardless, start whittling him down and try to keep your distance. The hammer has good reach. If you think he's getting too close or you're in danger of being attacked, then back off. He will teleport around like Bec does, but not very often. Continue whittling down his health which might take some time depending on how much of an opening he gives you. At some point, he'll start teleporting a lot more often which really just makes things more of a hassle than they have to be. Just keep your eyes open and chase him down while still keeping your distance. Sometimes you might only be able to get one hit on him, others you might get a whole chain of hits on him. It depends on timing and luck. After you beat him, he explodes into a bunch of Uranium Grist. Collect it all.

Apparently, there is a waaaaay faster way than the way I did it. Here it is:

Book the Hero wrote:There is actually a quicker way of killing the Uranium Imp. Enter Trickster mode, and John is switched out with Dave, who's charged attack deals a lot of damage, but also temporarily freezes the imp.

Thanks for the input, Booky. (See this sounds like a real walkthrough. lololol Even though it is!)

*Return to Oily Shore and Salamander Village.

---Oily Shore and Salamander Village

As far as I know, defeating the Uranium Imp doesn't change what the other Salamanders have to say. No outside rewards other than the grist. Ungrateful assholes.

*Go back to the sword and music note shop where you couldn't buy anything and proceed north.

That's all there is to it, folks. Click the John: Proceed to Quest Bed link and you're good to go.

Hope this helped as always~

There is actually a quicker way of killing the Uranium Imp. Enter Trickster mode, and John is switched out with Dave, who's charged attack deals a lot of damage, but also temporarily freezes the imp.

Wow, that does seem easier. I put your comment in the walkthrough and attributed you credit even though your comment is /right below/ the walkthrough itself. It deserved to be in there.

Don't mention it.

There is actually a Trickster mode Easter Egg for [S] Past Karkat: Wake Up.

Enter trickster mode, and you teleport into another area, with the four Earthbound characters in it, and Gamzee behind the counter. Talk to Gamzee, and you can listen to an assortment of music.

@Suvi- That video was adorable~

There's a reason that KarkatxJade is my favorite ship.

This guy makes a shit ton of Homestuck songs parodied off of real songs. I'm surprised you haven't heard them before! :O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgW9rKpLEdI&feature=related

This one's just funny.

Actually, I've heard of that one before.

And I've heard of the guy, just didn't know about that specific guy.

I LOVE THAT ONE. KARKALICIOUS <3

Karkat is the best character.

New siggy~

??? Really? Since when?

I just got to one of my favorite convos:

CG: JADE'S DREAM SELF IS DEAD TOO, SO SHE'S OUT. OR TO BE MORE SPECIFIC, HER DREAM SELF IS AN OVERLY EMOTIONAL DOG WHO WENT OFF WHIMPERING SOMEWHERE. I'M PRETTY SURE SHE WILL BE COMPLETELY USELESS.
EB: oh, yeah.
EB: she mentioned something about that. she said she prototyped her dream self?? what happened with that?
CG: SHE DOESN'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT. KIND OF A SORE SUBJECT.
EB: why?
CG: SHE THINKS SHE'S SELFISH AND COMPLETELY HYSTERICAL AND I GUESS HATES THE PART OF HERSELF SHE REPRESENTS.
CG: BUT I MEAN, THE THING IS SHE SPENT A LONG TIME BEING DEAD AND MOVING ON, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN JUST BRING SOMEBODY BACK AND EXPECT THEM TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ALL THE STUFF YOU THINK IS IMPORTANT.
CG: I'VE TRIED TO TELL HER THAT HER SPRITE SELF IS PROBABLY NOWHERE NEAR AS DESPICABLE AS SHE'S MAKING OUT WITH HERSELF TO BE.
CG: I MEAN
CG: MAKING HERSELF OUT TO BE.
CG: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
EB: ...
CG: LOOK, I'M JUST SAYING
CG: WE'VE ALL GOT FLAWS, EVEN HER
CG: AND FOR ALL THE SHIT SHE'S GIVEN ME ON THIS VERY SUBJECT, SHE KEEPS HERSELF DANGLING FROM A VERY HIGH HOOK.
CG: SHE'D BE DOING ME A MAJOR PERSONAL SOLID BY MAKING AT LEAST SOME ATTEMPT TO GET HERSELF OFF.
CG: WAIT
CG: FUCK
CG: WHAT DID I JUST SAY
EB: wow.
CG: I MEANT LET HERSELF OFF.
CG: THE HOOK. THE FUCKING HOOK, IT'S A FIGURE OF GODDAMN SPEECH.
EB: /raises eyebrows
CG: PUT THOSE THE BACK DOWN, BEFORE MY HOT ACID RAGEBREATH BURNS THEM OFF YOUR IDIOTIC FACE.
EB: ok, i am putting them back down as not suggestively as possible.

Another good one:

TG: no look
TG: i just want your professional take on how many things in my dream symbolize dicks
TT: We've already established that all of your dreams are packed with enough homoerotic symbolism to lift Freudian theory from the ashes of discreditation.
TG: yeah thats a given but i didnt even dream about puppets this time
TT: Are you serious?
TT: I'm clearing my schedule. This is a major breakthrough.
TG: i know

You should have added the part where Dave was fantasizing about Rose's mom.

Oh yeah.

I love it how Rose flusters him by later bringing up that the girl with the "choice ass" they saw in a dream bubble, was they're ectobiological mother.

So, while I was at the reunion, my twenty something cousin showed up and came to the trailer to say hi to my sister and I.

He saw my open sketchbook and said, "That's an amazing Sn0wman drawing."
I almost shat myself.

Turns out he's been a fan of Hussie's since halfway through Problem Sleuth. I finally know someone who shares my love of Homestuck without me having to introduce it to them.

Book the Hero wrote:Actually, I've heard of that one before.

And I've heard of the guy, just didn't know about that specific guy.

Are we talking about Broadway Karkat? Turns out she's a girl!