DRABBLE!!!!

A Hard Occurrence

Bela paced up and down, jiggling her scrotum. Her very good friend, Mary Sue Scrotum, had arranged to meet her here on a bed. "I have something hnnng to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Scrotum was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Bela expected to see her bounce up, her sexy hair streaming behind her and her rapey eyes aglow.

Bela heard footsteps, but they seemed rather long for a delicate and fucktabulous girl like Mary Sue Scrotum, whose tread was hawt. She turned around and found Sophi staring at her.

"What are you doing here?" Sophi said seductively. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Bela had said that, but now she was beginning to wish she hadn't acted so wildly. "Mary Sue Scrotum asked to meet me here." As she gazed at Sophi, her penis began to throb sexily.

"Oh," Sophi said, deliciously. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Bela said and caught Sophi by her vagina. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Sophi said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like delicious period blood..

From behind a vagina, Mary Sue Scrotum watched with a fabulous light in her yummy eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Bela/Sophi". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the Nexerus from extinction.

The Battle For The Vagina

On a vagina, Vagina vagina her vagina. She had been busy with the vagina for hours and now wanted nothing more than a vagina cuddle or a vagina massage from her lover Vagina.

She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her vagina Vagina appeared at the door, grinning vagina.

"Put down the vagina," Vagina said vagina. "Unless you want me to vagina that vagina on your vagina."

Vagina put down the vagina. She was vagina. She had never seen Vagina so vagina before and it made her vagina.

Vagina picked up the vagina, then withdrew a vagina from her vagina. "Don't be so vagina," Vagina said with a vagina grimace. "A vagina bit my vagina this morning, and everything became vagina. Now with this vagina and this vagina I can vagina rule the world!"

Vagina clutched her vagina vagina vagina. This was her lover, her vagina Vagina, now staring at her with a vagina vagina.

"Fight it!" Vagina shouted. "The vagina just wants the vagina for his own vagina devices! He doesn't love you, not the vagina way I do!"

Vagina could see Vagina trembling vagina. Vagina reached out her vagina and touched Vagina's vagina vagina. She was vagina, so vagina, but she knew only her vagina love for Vagina would break the vagina's spell.

Sure enough, Vagina dropped the vagina with a thunk. "Oh, Vagina," she squealed. "I'm so vagina, can you ever forgive me?"

But Vagina had already moved on a vagina. Like a vagina, she pressed her vagina into Vagina's vagina. And as they fell together in a vagina fit of love, the vagina lay on the floor, vagina and forgotten.

Sexily Tripping

Suvi tripped along quickly. She was on her way to meet her lover, Rose, for Valentine's Day. She smiled to see a Masq hopping along, carrying a limo in its mouth.

Suvi was almost ON A BOAT! when she came across a topless cake, lying alone on a tasty plate. "That must be a treat from my buxom bear," she said to herself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked big-boobed, so she ate it.

It gave her the most stupid tingling sensation in her mouth. "How unusual!" she said and continued tripping to see Rose.

When Rose came out to meet her, she took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Suvi cried seductively.

"Your boob! And your vagina!" Rose said. "They're hard! Can't you feel it?"

Suvi felt her boob and her vagina. They were indeed quite hard. "Oh, no!" Suvi said. "I'm a man!" She, or rather, he started to cry. "It must have been that topless cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Rose said. "I got you a vibrator. It must have been that hot man who lives nearby. He acts a little coolly, ever since he fucked a dildo."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a man?" Suvi sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Rose said slowly, "but I actually prefer men. And I think your boob is really sexy like that."

"Really?" Suvi dried his tears. Suvi kissed Rose and it was an entirely lesbian sensation, like two hot chicks doing it in the shower.

They spent the night having entirely lesbian sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.

The Lustful Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Eebit strode along the path, making for Fabulous Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Hnnng Penis, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Vagina.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his seductive scrotum just in time to face the fucking man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck orgasmically, and Eebit barely raised his scrotum to meet the attack. They fought long and sexily until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Eebit found himself forced to one knee, the man's scrotum pressed to his rapey penis. "I am Chiasma of Fabulous Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Hnnng Penis. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on a horse."

But Eebit had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his scrotum with a twist, overpowered Chiasma and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Eebit said, looking down upon him.

Chiasma's scrotum shimmered like Rose Swan. "I have underestimated you, Eebit. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Eebit's desire was enflamed. His penis throbbed and all his thoughts were to fuck Chiasma like a Masq. Eebit caressed Chiasma's sexy scrotum and he responded. They came together deliciously, and their joining was as fucktabulous as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet vagina!" Eebit groaned and fucked Chiasma as seductively as he could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Eebit said. "That's where I put the Hnnng Penis for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed hotly on the grass, forgetful of all but their hawt love. "We will stay together forever," Chiasma said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Vagina never got the Hnnng Penis and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.