Corrupt-a-wish

i got this from another forum site I use frequently~

This game plays off of "Be careful what you wish for..."; basically, a person wishes for something but their wish is not specific enough, so the next person tells them it came true but in a different way from the first may have expected.

Example:
P1: I wish that my house was bigger.
P2: Wish granted. Your house expands like a balloon.
I wish my brother would shut up.
P3: Wish granted. Your brother shuts himself into a sound proof box.

So on and so forth...

I'll start.

I wish my internet wasn't so slow. >:U

granted but it costs a fortune and its only available 2 hours a day.

I wish I had a new car.

Granted, you receive a new Hot Wheels car.

Psst, Book, you also make a wish!

I wish for an average sized pizza, in an average sized box, to appear on the desk in front of me. Make it cheese.

Granted, but an army of ninja squirrels come in and steal it before you could open the box.

I wish I had a pet panda.

Granted, but the panda has rabies and bites you.

I wish I had France as a boyfriend.

Granted, but he's going to cheat on you with every hot girl/guy he sees.

I wish that I had luscious hair.

Granted, but it's a wig.

I wish for my own island to colonize.

Granted, but they're going to have a rebellion against you.

I wish that I had a beautiful hat that fit me perfectly.

Granted, but it has lice inside it.

I wish that it was possible to win the game.

Granted, but you're killed immediately after you win.

I wish that I had a thousand more wishes to use as I please.

Granted, but they all go wrong just like the ones on this thread.

I wish for an average, every day apple.

Granted, it's just covered in pesticides that'll give you cancer.

I wish I had a stalk of bamboo.

Granted, a panda then kills you for it.

I wish for money.

Granted, but you leave it hidden in a stove and then you forget about it and turn it on.

I wish for more users on this site.

Granted, but they're all trolls.

I wish for Reality Warping powers.

Granted, but they end up causing the apocalypse.

I wish for my wrist/arm thing to stop hurting.

Granted, your arm is cut off.

I wish I had my own art studio.

Granted, you now have a humongous debt to pay.

I wish for a can of coca-cola.

Granted, but you drink too much of the old original recipe and overdose on cocaine.

I wish for email newsletters from every politician and political party.

Granted, but then your computer explodes, killing you with it.

I wish for nothing bad to happen to me.

Granted. Now your life is extremely boring.

I wish that Flash would stop being a bitch and work.

Granted, you are now blind.

I wish to be able to charm any girl I want.

(Just wants to see what you guys will come up with.)

Granted, but all the girls you sleep with end up giving you AIDS and you die.