Corrupt-a-wish

Saw that coming.

Wish?

Oops.

I wish for an unlimited stock of iTunes gift cards.

Granted, but every time you go on iTunes your computer gets a virus.

I wish that my wishes couldn't go wrong.

Granted, but then all your wishes corrupt you and you get assassinated by the world.

I wish to become queen of the world.

Granted, but then the people revolt and you're killed in the rebellion.

I wish I had a brand new, perfectly working Roland AX-Synth keytar.

Granted, but you suddenly lose your hands, and cannot play.

I wish for something good to happen to me.

Granted. You're hit by a bus and have every bone in your body broken, but live somehow. How it was granted? You didn't die, so that;s good. :L

I wish I didn't have feet.

Granted, yu now have no body at all.

I wish the whole world spoke the same language, and we could all understand each other.

Granted, but it's stolen by the creepers in your neighborhood.

I wish I could go meet the people on Spam.

Granted, but they turn ito pandas and tear you apart.

I wish for no more corrupting of wishes.

Granted, but another person wishes for them to be corrupt again and you're screwed.

I wish iTunes didn't raise their prices. ;__;

Granted. Now they sell nothing at all.

I wish I had a body. XI

Granted, you are now a dead body.

I wish for a bag of gummi bears.

Granted, they come alive and bite your head off. Oh the irony.

I wish for a pineapple.

Granted, but it's under the sea.

I wish for a creative wish.

Granted, you get a list of creative wishes, but they'll all be corrupted.

I wish I had angel wings so I can fly.

Granted, but then they're chopped off by a demon.

I wish for Mayari to create banners for WOTM and AOTM.

Granted, but they're horribly designed.

I wish that my cat was more social.

Granted, but your cat ends up being a parent to several kittens because it's being, well, "social."

I wish for a world without fruit.

Granted, everyone dies from lack of fruit vitamins or whatever. :L

I wish that my hair was red.

Granted. Now it's a bright neon red that glows in the dark and hurts everyone's eyes.

I wish I had a pet Gilbird.

Granted, but it's a stuffed animal.

I wish my hamster wasn't dying.

Granted. Noodles turns into noodles.

I wish I could go to Anime Mid-Atlantic.

Granted, but no one awesome is there.

I wish an awesome musician was coming to the amphitheater this summer.