Homestuck

Yeah.

:sadface:

Although it's just any random sad stuff in it that makes me about to cry; the ones that really make me shed a single black tear of sorrow are the really CMOH ones.

John.

John.

STOP BEING SO AWESOME AND BADASS!

...Know what, nevermind.

KEEP KICKING HIS ASS!!!

Okaaaay the hell just happened.

(John is going to die and stay dead because >heroic death, I called it)

He's not doing anything heroic, he's just taking his rage out on Jack.

AND HE WILL KICK HIS ASS UNTIL PM SHOWS UP, AND KILLS JACK!!!

Well, it would qualify as heroic because he's trying to protect his friends and he struck first, but anyways!

No he's not.

His friends aren't anywhere nearby.

-coughRosecoughcough-

-cougheveryoneelsejackhasthepotentialofkillingcoughcough-

That Rose is just a dead memory Rose.

John is not being Heroic guys. Sheesh.

Jack killed people John or his friends cared about. He has the potential to kill everyone that John cares about.

But John isn't thinking straight, this is just a rage filled attack.

IE: NOT Heroic.

Whoever said rage-filled can't be heroic?

But whatever, Booky. x_x

Cause it's not.

A Heroic death is something like, dieing in place of someone else.

No it's not only that, Book. 'Heroism' is a very loosely defined word - can mean fighting to protect others or to help others (which is essentially what DreamBubble!John is doing). Considering the curveballs Hussie throws, I wouldn't be surprised if this counted as Heroic.

Actually, it wouldn't matter. All God Tiers can die if killed now because Doc Scratch's clock is broken and permanently set to Just - and he never got around to fixing it.

And for some reason it seems as if this Dream Bubble John is directly linked to 'Real' John. Why did John fall asleep all of a sudden on his driveway?

Did anyone notice the Scorpio symbol on his hammer?

It makes me a little sad to know that no one had the balls to tell John that Vriska had died. He loves her, he fights for her, he has her symbol on his fucking HAMMER, like a knight or something with his princess's token. I wish someone had told him back when they started the three year trip. Then he wouldn't be expecting to meet her, and would probably mix her up with Aranea maybe.

Actually, this wouldn't even count as a proper death, as this is just a dream representation. And as was seen earlier, when John took the blow for Roxy, doesn't count.

@Rose- Hold it! Love? Let's not go around making assumptions. This just the most powerful hammer he had.

Seriously, I'm tired of VriskaxJohn Shippers making a big deal of the damn hammer. They're as bad as the Rosemary Shippers.

@Book: You're seriously going to go into shipping mode on this one? Really? It's just Vriska, get over it. Even if you don't want to go the whole love route, you still can't deny that they were friends. John's friend died and no one bothered to tell him. It's still pretty shitty. If I remember right, Vriska gave him the code for the hammer, right? Sure, it may be the most powerful hammer he has, but it was also a gift from his friend. That makes it pretty special.

Book:John/Vriska::KK:PokeShipping

Makes me want to facepalm.

...

HOLY CRAP! JOHN, THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!

lol and you ignore my points completely.

Yes, I admit that it might be special. But I dislike how everyone presumes that it means that he loves her! Why can't it represent their friendship, or something? I'm sorry, but I honestly don't think you can fall in love with someone, when you had only known them for one day.

The Rose ruse...

WAS A DISTACTION!

Can someone help me even, I don't even and I can't even, I need help to even.

TAVROS, YOU FINALLY GREW A BACK-BONE!

Also, prepare for the oncoming shitstorm on Tumblr.

Okay, WOW. That's literally all I have to say on that matter.

=O MOST SHOCKING PLOT TWIST YET!111ONEONE!!!!

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