SBURB: A Homestuck RP

"Joey.... I see you right in front of me, but you aren't on the phone..... and the ogre's head exploded..... Joey, tell me what's going on right now." she said, beginning to panic more.

"Apparently, in the future, I gain the ability to time-travel." Joey said, starring at JoeySprite. "I'm currently starring at another me, right now."

"Good thing you called earlier, or I wouldn't have known you were in trouble." J2 said, walking over to help Jane.

"Um... Joey, I'll talk to you.... in a second.... GAH! I have no idea how this works!" Jane said, and hung up the phone. "Did you just spontaneously decide 'Hey, I think I'll go shoot up some ogres and save my friend's life!' wherever you're from?! Really?" She did not sound amused.

"Nope, it's a lot more complicated then that." J2 said. "I have to keep on going back in time, to make sure everything goes right, and we're all able to live through this."

"Really now? Can you provide any form of explanation as to what the hell happened? I'm being worshipped by FOXES. Not that it's bad, it's just confusing as fuck!" she said.

"Imagine how confusing it is to me, I've been worshipped by bats, met a doomed-timeline version of myself, and have been told I have to keep going back in time after a certain point!" J2 said, before sighing. "Just...go with it until we're all able to meet up."

"Doomed... timeline.... Hold on, am I going to have to watch you die?!" Jane said, starting to panic yet again. "I want to go home. We have to go home. There has to be a way to get things back to normal."

"Hopefully you won't have to..." J2 said with a sigh. "I'm sorry...but not even time-travel can reverse our situation."

"This.... this is bullshit! I have to be dreaming!" she snapped, and started to repeatedly pinch herself. "God dammit, why the hell did you have to get me wanting that game!"

"If I didn't, the meteor would have killed you, and then we'd all be screwed." J2 said. "I hate to put this bluntly, but this was all inevitable."

"Well, now what?!" she said, mildly furious. "Are we ever going to go home?" she said.

"We can't return to Earth." J2 said. "But we can go back to our homes."

"We're not even on EARTH?! Are we on fucking Mars?!" she said angrilly.

"This is the Land of Forests and Brightness, your own personal planet." J2 explained to her. "Anyways, we have to get back to the house, you need to get Amber in, before the meteors get her."

"My... own... planet? WHAT IS THIS LIFE?!" Her own planet was something she always wanted. But.... not quite like this.

"You can freak out about that later, right now, we need to hurry, we don't have much time to get Amber in." J2 said. "I should know."

"Alright, let's go." she said, and took off running in the direction of her house.

J2 ran right beside, wondering how Amber was holding up.

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Joey stared at the phone, before sighing, time to get back to work...

They reached her house finally and Jane ran upstairs to her computer. She stuck the game in and looked at Future Joey. "Now what?" she asked.

"We get in contact Amber, and get her to connect with you." J2 said.

flyingFlynn began pestering nobleVagabond

FF: Amber?!
FF: This is extremely important!
FF: Tell me you're okay!

"Done."